World of Bentley

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:59:59 GMT

How the hell are the Broncos fucking kickin' everyone's ass? Jesus, no one saw THAT shit coming, 'cause no one could think Kyle fucking Orton would actually be decent. Damn.

And Abbs had a blast on the birthday date, I so fucking rule.

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:16:23 GMT

FUCK BRETT FAVRE.

NOW ESPN WILL TALK ABOUT NOTHING BUT HIS ASS FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.

THANKS A LOT YOU FUCKER.

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:47:45 GMT

Football starts in less than a week. I still can't believe how fucking outta shape I feel, even after a summer of being Abbs' soccer dummy. Still have some work ahead, but I should be good enough for two-a-days.

In other news, fucking thank God Favre is retiring, so I don't have to listen to the damn talking heads yap about his "comeback". Fucking stay away, Favre, cause I will hate you forever if you try to comeback during preseason.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:47:44 GMT

So Abbs and me have been dating for almost a year, I think. 'Cause I remember getting kicked outta mini golf in the summer.

Damn.

Who woulda expected that?

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:53:54 GMT

Fucking surprise, surprise - Sanchez is sucking it UP at training camp.

I hope the USC boy chokes hardcore and brings the whole team down, which shouldn't be that hard with his lack of weapons. Do they even have any decent receivers anymore? Does he have anyone to throw too?

Or is he another Jamarcus Russell, unlucky bastard stuck with Al Davis and the Raiders.

Also? Fitzgerald and Polamalu are fucking SCREWED 'cause they are both on the cover of Madden. Madden curse anyone? Last player that was on the cover managed to not only fuck one team, but two. If that ain't a curse, what is.

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:40:55 GMT

Are you FUCKING shitting me? The Jets really released Favre, making him a free agent, and giving his agent the chance to say he was not coming outta retirement at THIS time?

FUCK that means another offseason of Favre shit, with all the analysts and their fucking moms going on about if he's gonna sign with the Vikes. Thanks a lot, Jets.

THANKS A WHOLE FUCKING BUNCH.

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:03:12 GMT

Turns out? Can't fucking test guys for HPV and they can carry it for fucking years. Great. What kinda shit is that anyway? Ain't the point of the tests so you know what you have so you can't give STDs to anyone? Dammit.

Guess only thing I can do is talk to Jacqui, tho that option fucking blows too. Gonna take Logan's advice and try to go when she is stoned so I don't get my balls torn off from her being all pissed and shit.

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:16:22 GMT

FUCK THIS SHIT.

FUCK abbs for thinking I cheated o her.

FUCK whoever invented STDs that I don't even fucking HAVE.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:32:21 GMT

V-Day went good. I didn't really expect that 'cause me and Abbs were all weird for awhile, but it's good now. All back to normal, and maybe better. Who knew that'd happen with people like us?

Doug is still an evil douchebag, and has been bragging that he can sit on his ass all day and game. Fucking WoW loser. Get a real life instead of a stupid game one, okay? ~~Which ma and dad shoulda kicked you out so you have to do shit.~~

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 03:43:49 GMT

FUCK THE BAKERY.

FUCK THE FUCKING SHITTY ECONOMY.

FUCK HAVING TO GIVE UP WRESTLING

FUCK DOUG AND HIS FUCKING SLACKER ATTITUDE.

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:13:17 GMT

So me and Abbs have been dating for awhile now. Which feels fucking weird, 'cause me and relationships usually are a fucking bust up. So far its been good though we get in our stupid arguments and shit 'cause we're both pigheaded. Never admit that to her.

Yet I still have not idea what to say when she talks about her dad. Not like she does it often. But I got nothing when it comes to helping her talk about her dad and shit 'cause I didn't know the guy and anything I do know is from the rare times she mentions him. Which is bordering on close to fucking never 'cause she's still upset 'bout it.

Logan would have it all figured out 'cause he's all pussy-whipped and in girls heads and shit. I can't talk to him about Abbs and her dad, though, 'cause I know she'd fucking bitch me out for that, 'cause her dad is a private thing. Maybe if we talked more about our relationship and shit I'd be easier to talk about her dad. 'Cause we don't have the heart-to-heart shit that most girls prattle on about. Just not our thing. Maybe we should talk more?

I dunno. Think I'll concentrate on football right now instead. At least I can figure that out.

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:22:58 GMT

FUCK HOWARD TOWNSHIP!

FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL!

FUCKING PANSY-ASS BASTARDS!

WHO FUCKING CARES THAT IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS FUCK THEM ALL!

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:27:36 GMT

For the disaster that was MA's b-day, it didn't turn out too shabby.

Abbs and I are good. Logan is getting better. Got to find out a new way to start a fire. Everyone seemed to really get along with each other. It could have been worse.

~~I am not mentioning saying the l-word to Abbs. Fuck no.~~

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:27:08 GMT

Didn't wanna think 'bout it, but getting caught? Fucking sucked.

Especially cause it was by Abbs future father - though don't fucking tell her that cause she'll bust a nut - and he was all concerned and shit.

Creepy.

I hope that doesn't happen again. It almost made me wanna puke.

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:20:55 GMT

KNITTING.

I can't fucking believe I'm KNITTING.

This is why I never help people. I end up doing stupid shit that I'd never do anyway.

FUCKING. KNITTING.

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:28:57 GMT

So, I'm now going out with Stevenson.

That just sounds weird.

Hopefully she doesn't kill me or tear my bits off. I'm kinda attached to them. But its worth it, cause no matter how much shit Logan gives me, I do like her.

Weird.

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:07:10 GMT

Spring and summer can fucking bite me.

All those stupid morons who get married during then are just doing it to spite me, so I have to spend time in the bakery with my idiotic older brother, making ridiculous cakes and desserts and missing time outside with my friends.

FUCK YOU ALL, MARRIAGE WANTING FOLKS. FUCK YOU.

Thu, 01 May 2008 03:03:14 GMT

I think I'm falling for Stevenson.

SHIT.

Knew the Fuck Club, no strings, no attachments was too good to be true.

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:19:46 GMT

I am the king.

All of my final four bracket teams are still in the tourney.

UNC had better win or I'll fucking kill them.

Confused

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:35:39 GMT

I don't get Abby.

I thought I did cause Abby = obnoxious and sporty. That was it. You think of Abby, those are the words to come to mind.

But now she's dressing up and being nice. I didn't sign up for that. I signed up for Fuck Club and her being her obnoxious self. Since when can she change the rules on me? I don't know if I can handle that.

Doug has been surprisingly low key since not going back to school. I don't trust him.

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:41:58 GMT

Deep down, all chicks are fucking bitches.

They pretend to be different and then they use you, just like the last one did.

I'm sick and fucking tired of being the guy that is used, the one to make out with or have sex with, or date for awhile because I'm on the football team. The guy to date until someone 'better' comes along. The guy to be cheated on because I won't find out right away. The guy to be used as a friend and confidant until someone better comes along.

Fuck Abby.

She was supposed to be the different one; yeah, we made out at parties, but that's how it was. We ripped on each other and made out randomly. We never thought about the making out because we were drunk. Then she decides to fuck it all up by having sex to get over the fact her twin is gay.

And uses me to get over it.

Fuck her. Fuck chicks. They always use you in the long run.

older brothers suck

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:13:20 GMT

He's not going back to school.

Which means, Doug is going to be staying around just to try to fuck up our lives even more than he already has. He ignores Tara all the time, barely listens to mom and dad, and torments me. Why does he even want to be around here? All he does is complain when he's around.

I hate him and don't want him to be my older brother. He made it hard enough last year. He made fun of all the football players and sports players, knowing that I was both. He's a nerd and everyone knows it. He didn't even have to try in high school. Maybe that's why he's dropping out of college. He actually has to put some stupid effort in. Instead he'll just play stupid Worlds of Warcraft.

Life sucks.